Birthday Surprise!

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By  Yasmeen Hana

Its Jim’s birthday, so his wife decides to surprise him by taking him to a Strip Club.

At the club –

DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you?

WIFE: How does he know you?

JIM: We play Golf together!

BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim?

WIFE: And how does he know you?

JIM: He’s on the Bowling Team!

HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim?

The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her, into a taxi!

TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy .You picked an ugly one this time. Same Hotel?

JIM: No, today is my Death Anniversary!