Changing The Light Bulb!

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By  Vidya Pathi

Question: How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 252! One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an ‘800’ number to order an American light bulb.