AVOID! AVOID! AVOID: Deep Fried Butter Or Doughnut Burger?

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By Dr. Dhillon

Yes, I am asking this question.

What would you rather eat? Deep fried butter or a doughnut burger. Both these names catch your attention and shock you into “mind-blasting” thought and visualization. What is this stuff and why was it made?

First lets examine deep fried butter. It is intriguing to say the least. How can you deep fry butter? That’s not just possible is it? But if you look into the ingredients you realize that if there is a will there is a way. There is more than just butter to satisfy your taste buds. The “deep fried butter” is actually butter balls battered in funnel cake, then fried in oil and later topped with your choice of “high antioxidant” raspberry or chocolate(in an attempt to sound healthy); or the run of the mill caramel or vanilla sauce and of course nice bit of icing sugar on top. Do you want to try it just because it’s at your local fair and probably the only chance you’ll get to try it? Maybe you’ll get lucky and it will be fried in trans fat free vegetable oil.

Secondly, there is a doughnut burger available in Portland Oregon of all places. It starts of as a regular beef patty with cheddar cheese. But then there is a twist, instead of hamburger buns, sweet doughnuts are used on both sides of the patty. Hence a sweet and salty combination.

Will you succumb to savvy marketing?

Do you want to try something different, just this once?

Does the thought of them make you nauseous or giddy?

Would you avoid them all together?

Ultimately, the choice is yours.

d Old Massett Village Council,” Chin said.

But Kimball Davidson, a candidate who was trying to unseat Rea, said the Premier’s surprise visit and the grant she announced on Nov. 26 unfairly helped his rival.

“I would consider it political interference,” Davidson said before Monday’s vote. “It’s in Bruce Clark’s best interest if Ken Rea becomes chief councillor again.”

Davidson, who got 117 votes to Rea’s 159, is opposed to the business deal between OMVC and Clark’s company, Broadwing Renewables Inc. and instead favours OMVC working in partnership with the Council of Haida Nation (CHN) to develop a wind farm.

Davidson said the school grant is curious because Chief Matthews Elementary School is on reserve lands, and is therefore a federal responsibility, and because two expansion studies have been done in the past 10 years with federal funds.

“I was kind of shocked that Christy Clark would come up here just to say, ‘Hey, we’re going to give you some money,’” Davidson said. “I think it all has to do with her brother.”